The winner is Encinitas Guerilla with our thanks for coming up with this. Kristin Gaspar couldn't have a more fitting title. On this one you hit it right (whoever you are). This one is going to stick.
"Princess Narcissus Gaspar cited her heels and roller skating in Yucaipa, which all saw as natural and appropriate reasons to oppose the bureaucrats’ proposal."
No roller skating photos for the recent Skatepark / Dog Park / Hall Park ground breaking. Princess Narcissus dresses herself to dig at the groundbreaking, wearing platform heels and a shiny mini skirt - as you do. We know about the shiny smiles, shiny clothes and shiny shoe thing from observation.
Outfitted like this, it's a fitting metaphor of "look at me, look at me" instead of judgement for the requirements at hand. It isn't just wardrobe. It is words and behavior too.
